I made my car a Facebook page

Kinja'd!!! "Slant6" (slant-6)
11/17/2013 at 16:14 • Filed to: None

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Just because I love her so much.

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She is fondly referred to as the Silver Moose, because she's silver and from Scandinavia. Cars are people too, so they should have Facebook pages.

https://www.facebook.com/slvrmoose


DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Slant6
11/17/2013 at 16:16

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A møøse once bit my sister...


Kinja'd!!! Louros > Slant6
11/17/2013 at 16:18

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I don't understand this.


Kinja'd!!! Stevo777 > Slant6
11/17/2013 at 16:20

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I liked it! lol


Kinja'd!!! Hoccy > Slant6
11/17/2013 at 16:20

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What?

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Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Louros
11/17/2013 at 16:20

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The car has a personality, so it deserves a Facebook page.


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > Hoccy
11/17/2013 at 16:22

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Mooses gonna moose.


Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > PanchoVilleneuve ST
11/17/2013 at 16:24

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Moose*


Kinja'd!!! PanchoVilleneuve ST > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
11/17/2013 at 16:25

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I'll moose yer face.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
11/17/2013 at 16:25

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No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
11/17/2013 at 16:30

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We apologize for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.


Kinja'd!!! Biased Plies > Slant6
11/17/2013 at 16:32

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I have a personality (I think), I do not have a Facebook page.


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > Slant6
11/17/2013 at 16:34

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Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Biased Plies
11/17/2013 at 16:35

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But you certainly could.


Kinja'd!!! Biased Plies > Slant6
11/17/2013 at 16:36

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Yes, but that doesn't mean that I should.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
11/17/2013 at 16:38

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Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Biased Plies
11/17/2013 at 16:38

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Doesn't mean that the Silver Moose shouldn't.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Slant6
11/17/2013 at 16:42

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2000 year of make or older.

https://www.facebook.com/help/210644045…


Kinja'd!!! Biased Plies > Slant6
11/17/2013 at 16:46

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Well, damnit, I have no good rebuttal for that logic. I still think it's kinda silly for a car to have a Facebook page but that's just me. You are of-course free to do as you please.


Kinja'd!!! Slant6 > Biased Plies
11/17/2013 at 16:49

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It's very silly. Ill admit. I'm trying to give her a character on Oppo, like Bandit and Emma.


Kinja'd!!! Biased Plies > Slant6
11/17/2013 at 16:50

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Character is something a car already has (hopefully), giving it a name is something else. Creating and maintaining a Facebook page goes beyond that.

Silver Moose is a good name btw, I did like that.


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
11/17/2013 at 16:55

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We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
11/17/2013 at 17:02

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Møøse trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILLMøøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG Møøses' noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER Large møøse on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and "O" Level Geography by BO BENN Suggestive poses for the Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER Antler-care by LIV THATCHER


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
11/17/2013 at 17:21

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The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
11/17/2013 at 17:33

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Edit: fuck'n kinja ruins everything supposed to start at 3:05